astrafortune:

I work at a movie theater and this happened last week

peppermintsticks:

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

audarcy:

“Crooked, previously-broken nose” is such a hot trait to give your characters. Im begging you to fuck up your characters’ noses

luthwhore:

luciferinn:

my poison ivy hot take is i actually think she would be some kind of weird carnivore rather than a vegetarian because she only really has empathy for plants and sees most people as meat sacks i think she would eat people is what i’m saying. what i’m saying is they should let her do sexy lesbian cannibalism

op i have some excellent news for you

nezclaw:

beardedmrbean:

Today is the day we learn the feed me song

Northumberland Zoo

#it’s very unfair that they look almost identical to very pettable cats

via @followthebluebell

halfdeadhalfpaniced:

Fun fact Spider punk killed the president by bashing his head in with his guitar in his universe.

baconpncakes:

It’s like Dr. House always said

hell-hath-returned:

ironpour:

blueoniattack:

ironpour:

 ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮
 (                      )
 (        cock       )
   (                  )
     ╰     ͜      ╯        
             O    
               o            
                °
      〃∩　∧＿∧
     ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）
      ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　
          　   ＼/＿＿＿/ 

Fixed it.

Did you get the wokeness? Did you get the performative wholesomeness? Did you secure the likes?

╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡◜◝  ╮
(  Emotionally  )
(     fulfilling     )
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    ╰     ͜      ╯        
            O    
              o            
               °
     〃∩　∧＿∧
    ⊂⌒（ ´・ω・）
     ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　
         　   ＼/＿＿＿/

fabcreature:

when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

abz-j-harding:

random-chaos-thoughts:

not-your-pussikat:

jaubaius:

Source

Madam, you are looking very posh in your fancy dress, if I may say so.

Those earrings are a delight, darling and I love what you did with your hair.

“pfft the old gods don’t exist”

Me : Y̸̤͊E̷̜̋S̷̲͗ ̸̞̍T̷̫̾H̵̲̽Ȅ̶͎Y̴̱̓ ̸͌͜D̷͈̐O̶͠ͅ ̵̦͗

T̶̲̉H̴̺͝Ĕ̷̘Y̶̙͝ ̸̼̈W̷̲̕A̵̤͋L̴̗͒Ḵ̷̓ ̵̤̈́Ĺ̸̤I̸͜͠K̴̹̒Ě̸̦ ̴̰̑D̴̯͝I̸̊ͅS̷̝͠T̷̫̔Į̸̓N̷̡̍G̴̺͋Ǘ̷̙İ̶͕S̸͕̊H̴̳̿Ë̵̲́D̶̛̫ ̸̭͐G̷̦̏E̷͕̚N̶̼̔T̵̖̓L̸̳̃Ȅ̵̳M̸̼̾Ē̸͈N̸̛͖